February 2012
ant1-depressants:
i hated everyone before it was cool
strepsis:
My pet dog is dying. Sorry for party rocking.
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
everyb0dydies:
I’m not skinny enough
I’m not pretty enough
My hair isn’t long enough
My skin isn’t soft enough
My eyes aren’t pretty enough
My legs aren’t long enough
My stomach isn’t flat enough
I’m not happy enough
I don’t smile enough
I’m not talented enough
I’m never good enough
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
13 tags
“I hate when people are all like “Okay so keep this person in your prayers...”
